Originally posted May 13, 2004

The plot according to me: Carmilla, the vampire queen falls in love with Lilith, who she has sex with, tortures while she has sex with other people, and then throws a party while she's being hunted down by Muffy and Lilith's lover.

Vampiristics: A main vampiress and a lot of other vamps. A few nice fang shots, some bad fang shots, and a decent feeding or two.

Vampire Pictures

My opinion on the movie: Your basic low budget soft-core vampire film, with badly simulated sex with a vampire story running in the background. While the basic concept wasn't all bad, I couldn't really get into it. The attempted story took a back seat to the sex, which wasn't even that interesting, and I found the intended jokes to be corny rather than funny. Not to mention the movie had nothing to do with Ed Wood besides the title and being mentioned in unrelated segments.

All this movie is good for is if you're looking for soft-core sex scenes, and if that's the case, there are plenty of alternate vampire movies that serve that purpose much better.

Special features: none

My opinion on the disc:No complaints about the transfer.